It was the dog’s breakfast – The Standard


Letter to my people: BY DOCTOR STOP IT

My dear people,

I think it’s fair to say that you all owe me an apology.

You thought I was eccentric as the first lady, but I have nothing on the girl.

This one has a penchant for the dramatic and she loves it. His love for advertising is the stuff of legends.

Last week, she bowed to Ngwena, kneeling down to give him a birthday present. Oh please give us a break.

It was funny at first, but she needs to slow down. There is no one who buys his deed.

At least I didn’t impose myself on radio, TV and newspapers like she does.

Imagine, she has her personal reporters, who literally follow her everywhere, even Ngwena doesn’t have that honor.

Oh, I almost forgot, she launched her career as a radio host.

She is literally a super woman; she’s a marriage counselor, cookery judge, prayer warrior, and now she’s a radio host.

Talk about multitasking.

When we moved from State House, we also left with panache it seems, as these have no style.

I won’t talk about the orange abomination the girl wore on her head.

The organization of the birthday was really a mess, a dog’s breakfast, I’m telling you.

The decor was everywhere, no color coordination, in fact it was awful.

And the cake, hayas, Baba and I set the bar too high and these will never make it no matter how many hits kkk, I mean military assisted transitions, that’s what they do.

Baba’s birthday celebrations were always something to see, not what we are subjected to by them.

Cooptation and coercion

Ngwena has two strategies in life – co-optation and coercion – and that was in full swing when Queen Bee poured in millions to sponsor Highlanders and Dynamos.

See, Dynamos, I don’t mind, but Highlanders should be a more principled team and should have turned down that money.

The Highlanders have always given us headaches because the team and their supporters have always had principle because they were a hotbed of opposition.

Now, they’ve been literally captured by the Queen Bee and the Lacoste gang.

Some would say the Highlanders were broke and desperate for money, okay.

However, if you are old enough, you will remember that Paul Siwela, a businessman, once offered to sponsor the Highlanders when they had no money, but was turned down due to his links with Zapu.

What changed?

Another question: Queen Bee is under sanctions for bribery, money laundering etc so we have to ask the source of the money as it could be an elaborate money laundering scheme.

And those who say the Highlanders are right to take the queen bee’s money, would you take the blood diamond money?

A seat at the Polad high table?

Okay, can someone explain to me what the craze for forming new parties is?

I touched on this a few weeks ago, but it is getting ridiculous.

There is freedom of association in Zimbabwe, but it really doesn’t make sense that new parties are forming every day.

And the names are getting more and more ridiculous day by day.

The last party is called DAVID. Like really? Maybe the plan to kill Goliath, kkk.

Maybe joining Polad is the calling card here, but it sure gets silly by the day.

Why humiliate Benjani?

Oh my God I feel for Benjani he must hold the record for the smallest assistant coach in football history.

Benjani is one of this country’s most successful soccer players and his adherence to the Warriors establishment, however inexperienced, was seen as a massive coup for Zifa.

So imagine, before you even got a feel for the coaches bench, he was knocked out by Zifa, as well as Loga.

Honestly, why did they even bother to hire him if they were going to fire him so soon?

We all know Loga had used up his nine lives and was about to leave.

So why bring Benjani in to fire him so soon?

While Loga was a problem, not everyone in Zifa is fit for their purpose and they all have to go if football in this country is to be saved.

Finding a new coach is also going to be a ridiculous exercise and I have no confidence that the next person would be right.

I know the door remains open for Nomara to continue in a substantial role, but, as a professional, I don’t see him wanting to stay with these guys any longer.


Stop that !!

Dr Amai. Doctorate (False)

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